Voldemort = Me
Professor Quirrell = Living in New Jersey
Sorcerer's Stone = Job
Harry Potter = New Teacher Hiring Freeze
Blood of Unicorns = Dwindling bank account/Dwindling Collection of Unicorn Blood
The principal of the school I interviewed/did a demo lesson at finally called and told me that they love me, that my references were outstanding, that my demo lesson was fantastic, and that they think I am perfect for their school. And then she said that she can't officially hire me until the teacher that is leaving his position (6th grade Humanities) gets a new position in another school. Once again, I kind of have a job, but I kind of don't. And now we play the waiting game. Again.